Wed 11 Jun 2008
My friend’s couch is cursed, but only one side of it. The first time I laid with my head on the right side of the couch, a spider crawled along the back of the couch. The second time I laid there, a 2-inch-long moth was hanging out from behind the mirror above the couch (I’m severely lepidopterophobic.) The third time, I got a tick on my scalp. Three strikes and you’re out… I’m not laying on that side of the couch anymore until I know the curse is broken. I can lay on the other end of the couch or sit anywhere on it and nothing happens. How can we break the curse?
(Yes, this is meant to be in fun.)
Posted by IndigoRain7 answers so far!
Okay, let's hear it.
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The obvious solution would be to fill the couch with snakes to eat the bugs. You might also consider moving it indoors, however.
That voodoo thing.
It *is* indoors.
Meatbomb, know any good spells? :)
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
drunken pissing. seriously, it works every time.
goddamnit. i’m not a guest, i just forgot to log in. Just so you know.
You must sacrifice a spammer at, well, any ol’ time of the day, using some sort blunt instrument while kicking them in the groin and subjecting them to a “Flava of Love” marathon.
Then you have to get really mean.