Wed 8 Apr 2009
The deity of your choice (Lucifer, Thor, Jesus, Buddha etc) has come to Earth for a month and be human. They’re asking that you show them around and have brought unlimited money to enable ya’ll to go anywhere. While they’re here, they have no supernatural powers/abilities, they’re completely human.
So who would you take and where would you go?
Posted by BrandB8 answers so far!
I’d take Jesus to Alton Towers or for a nice meal or something. If you’re god it’d be nice to spend a day enjoying what you created rather than just watching it.
I’d get Jesus drunk of the first day.
Then take’em to Church, Temple, a Mosque and see which ones he likes, if any.
A ballon ride, just so he could see everything.
Even better would be Jesus and Buddha and Muhammad on road trip.
I’d grab the Green Arrow and my pickup and take the little fella around the Pacific Northwest to fight injustice.
How cool would it be to hang out with Ganesha? I hate the mall because of all the people, but I’d drive (or ride, if we’re taking Ganesha’s mount) in rush hour. Wait, he couldn’t remove obstacles any more, right? Then we’d probably just go to Six Flags.
love this.
Probably Hephaestus, ’cause he always seems so miserable. He needs some quality time with another dude to talk over the whole Aphrodite/Ares thing and bitch about his mom. We’d go on a road-trip to Detroit, ’cause I bet he’d like to see all the old factory machinery and stuff.
Plus, if the car breaks down, he’d know how to fix it.
Being Scottish, I would take a Kelpie out to a music festival. Where I live it generally rains when you want to have fun and the Kelpie would love all the water and the mischief!