2008-07-02 12:59:31: I'm of the mind that any content created on the site should remain there, barring legal difficulties. There are moments where an admin or moderator or whoever would no doubt like to remove something, and those are all understandable, but it's a matter of accountability and record keeping to ...
2007-12-18 08:59:06: If possible I'd want to be superman.
If that wouldn't count then I'd want it to be a pact with God that was some sort of ironic punishment for trying and failing to kill myself a whole bunch of times. My weakness, what would remove my immortality, would ...
2007-12-18 09:04:08: I love that dbl's response is basically "I'd want to be Jesus."
2007-12-11 14:25:48: it would take tremendous faith on my part to believe in a miracle, which is another way of saying it won't happen.
for aliens, there would actually have to be some kind of legitimate proof. that's it. people act like there's this massive sceptic movement which refuses to believe ...
2007-12-11 15:02:42: either that, or I'll just believe it when I see it on the teevee.
2007-12-01 10:41:47: These are the greatest answers ever. I also think it's funny that the mods took out the part of my question that said "Points for originality, so no Improbability drives, please."
For myself, I'd like a giant disembodied hand to grab me and throw me to a paradise planet full ...
2007-12-03 12:36:30: I imagine we'd have several United Nations... nations... lining up to bomb the shit out of us and build a functional democracy here, much as we've done to so many other countries with far less severe failures of government on their hands.